Yes, I am English.
So my Italian will be wrong and hesitant, and take some time for me to read and respond.
But, look on the bright side.
I managed to create an account and log in
Hello from a rain swept North East of England.
ciao da skint come al solito
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Are you english?
No problem... FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah, and welcome! SUPERIUS SUPERIS INFERIUS INFERIS™
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Ciao Skint tesoro,
Welcome to the Dead Zone. I'm not going to tell you to fuck off, the others will do that. Really happy you're here. |
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Got here in the end |
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Beer too |
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Jerry DLS ?? |
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Yes |
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ow, sounds like we should provide a bing translator...
welcome & fuck-off around, anyway «Sta perdendo il suo tempo ragazzo. Juanito sa solo scoreggiare mentre gli altri ridono e aspirano il tanfo. Come vede, l'organizzazione sociale dell'ospizio non differisce molto da quella del mondo esterno.»
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Ma caro nuovo utente, come al solito per me puoi andare affanculo in italiano!!! Anyway, welcome on board!!!
Ingegnere di 'sto cazzo!!!
GUARDIANO DEI CESSI ...Sicut nox silentes... |
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molto bene arriva dall'inghilterra !
fuck off welcome socio Al
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hi skint!
I'm facing the same troubles, when I write something in inglisch up in LZ it is hard to be clear, but I think we people we travel with elbow out of the windows we speak some international language so, welcome on board, fuck yourself and stay happy and free downthere between deadlanders. enjoy ___surrealismo unica via___
"Lasciate entrare il cane coperto di fango, si può lavare il cane e si può lavare il fango... Ma quelli che non amano nè il cane, nè il fango... Quelli no... Non si possono lavare." Jacques Prevert |
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Dear Mr. Skint,
I could not avoid noticing that you are English. I wish I could welcome you in joy, but my hart is full of grief as you and your fellow companions from England ruined my life. I could have been a brilliant engineer, a caring husband for my wife, a loving father for my son. But one day I took the ill fated decision to buy a car made in your country, a sort of dishwasher with wheels whose quality is quite questionable, not to mention the poor reliability, pathetic confort level, and appeal to women, but with a devastating tendence to create addiction. Since that day I fell in disgrace. When lying next to a woman in bed smoking a cigarette my thoughts go to the broken u-joint, my hart to the rusting 2nd row doors, my soul is longigng for more wheel travel. My very wife represents to me only an obstacle to the next car improvement, my son is no more the joy of my life, but the only reason to keep the back seats, which I could remove to make room for the spare wheel. Mother nature is now for me the mere target for offroading, flowers a side effect to not greenlaning enough in the fields. My only reason to seek a career is to get more money for gas and spare parts, my colleagues spies who might notice I'm writing in the forum instead of working. I hope you will now understand why, after all, my fuck off is sincere. Welcome to our forum. Sincerely yours, Guybrush Treepwood Quando parti, non portare con te un idiota. Ne troverai sicuramente uno sul posto.
"Calboni sparava balle così mostruose che a quota 1600 Fantozzi fu colto da allucinazioni competitive." |
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Guy I lovvo you
Poeta mancato |
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me and mandy loved this so much this morning we had tears in our eyes from laughing. Brilliant! |
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Thanks, I'm flattered...
I hope you will forgive my English, since many years I only talk to Russians and Indians. It used to be better. Quando parti, non portare con te un idiota. Ne troverai sicuramente uno sul posto.
"Calboni sparava balle così mostruose che a quota 1600 Fantozzi fu colto da allucinazioni competitive." |
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That's all folks. SUPERIUS SUPERIS INFERIUS INFERIS™
«Me ne strafotto» |
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Hei Yeah, you're not clear even if you write in italian... No one notices the difference... SUPERIUS SUPERIS INFERIUS INFERIS™
«Me ne strafotto» |
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god dog solo io non so l inglese?
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"La simmetria è eleganza e bellezza tanto in arte quanto in scrittura" Quando parti, non portare con te un idiota. Ne troverai sicuramente uno sul posto.
"Calboni sparava balle così mostruose che a quota 1600 Fantozzi fu colto da allucinazioni competitive." |
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